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Welcome to The FreeFounders Inspection Bureau, new worker !

We're excited to have you join the team. 

Your role is critical - every portrait that crosses your desk must be carefully evaluated.

here's a short & brief summary regarding the extent of your new responsibilities here:

• Assessing images to determine whether they show a real human or [REDACTED].

• Use the tools available on your machine to reach your DAILY QUOTA.

• Taking any and all orders from your new SHIFT AGENTS.

• Enjoy your various computer programs, but DO NOT neglect your responsibilities.

• Spend enjoyable post-work time with other agents during HUMAN INTERACTION TIME.

• Investigate the weird happenings around the office... DON'T let your guard down.

Good luck on your first shift. We're counting on you.

-Onboarding Team

MEET YOUR NEW SHIFT AGENTS

~they're lovely~

Please adhere to any instructions and notes thrusted upon you by them.

• Do not disobey.

• Do not think on your own.

• Do not look into the faces for too long.

Your very own A.I support bot - Lurky !

~beep boop. I know where you live~

Lurky will help provide technical support for our extremely advanced software.

Please use him!

Don't overuse him.

Be careful with him...

Are they human? Or not?

~take your time, you don't want to make any errors here~

A few last bullet points to remember:

• Trust your instincts, but use the available tools at your disposal.

• Meet your daily quota or face review.

• If something feels wrong, it probably is.